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Hello! I'm Maggie! I'm a cow. Well, actually a Holstein heifer - no bull.
I have a question. What ever happened to Mickey Moo?
My friends said that I should see this movie '
HUD'. It had cows, in a trench, they all had hoof in mouth disease. Says one cow to the other:
Frederica: "Explain again to me why we are down in this trench?"
Edwina: "Because we all have hoof in mouth disease."
Frederica: "What's hoof in mouth disease?"
Edwina: "You see that foam hanging off of our lips?"
Frederica: "Yes."
Edwina: "Well, they're going to bury us in dirt after shooting us in the head unless you can wipe that foam off your mouth."
<8=o)—— https://disneywizard.angelfire.com/MickeyMoo.html
In Toontown, a stones throw away from this feed-pen,
is a snack bar featuring over-sized sausages wrapped in undersized buns with chips, and
serving them to overweight wieners that have outgrown their bun wrappers, for chips.
That feed-pen is called "Pluto's Dog House." Well, cows don't live forever, even if they are pardoned by George W. Bush.
Maggie Mocks Meat!, with Mickey Moo Mouth.
So I went to visit Maggie, and gently explain what became of her pen's predecessor, Mickey Moo, a Holstein (shown above) cow that had a "Hidden Mickey" shaped spot on her left side.
" Mickey Moo has bought the farm,
She's kicked the bucket, so to speak.
But there's no cause for your alarm,
She's at Pluto's Dog House, tongue 'n cheek."
<8=o)—— Wiz.
Now, let's meat Maggie, but don't let her touch your hair, you'll get a cowlick:
https://disneywizard.angelfire.com/MickeyMoo.html —0o=8>
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If you had in mind some sort of burial, you loose. Whip up some Bar-B-Que sauce and light the funeral pyre! Holler the help to the hollow, we're hostin' a hoedown!
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