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Ginny Favers wrote:
I'm calling a contest — I want to see how many Trimobians can get into that bath tub at one time. and HOW many times you can fold the bath towel?
-- Ginny.

Wiz wrote:
No more than 16 times, if folded in half upon itself each time. It has been proofed QEDö Any length of a thing, from cosmically astronomically long lengths, to minuscule microscopically short lengths of the thinnest material exceed the ability to be folded in half for seventeen equal folds.
— Wiz.

Caren TDC Queen of Adventureland wrote:
Ah, but a Trimobian bath towel can be folded six DIFFERENT ways. That's how you get Trimobian towel animals.
-- Caren, TDC Queen of Adventureland.

Wiz wrote:
Ahh! My Adventureland highness, Trimobian Towel animals! Yes, those! Once, I got 64 Trimobus for a dollar + tax at the dollar tree. I think they were supposed to be one buck a piece, but nobody opened the case, and the cardboard case had a bar code, and was about the size of something you'd find at a dollar store. I tore the first one, fidgeting with it, and figured out not to twist and simultaneously pull as I fold helps preserve them. I used four to make a dodecahedron, but when I turned that assembly inside out with opposite powder and a wave of my wand, it became a nodecahedron of infinite volume. Everyone thought I made it vanish, but really I knew I could never catch up to the leading edge to reverse the spell. It was still a pretty cool trick. My Trimobian Towel animals came vacuum packed in the shape of Countdown to Extinction, and were amazingly absorbent for something advertised to be worn like a paper dress. Once, during a moonless night of a cold winter, 2004, I locked five Trimobian Towel animals in the tin shed, in the dark, with seven dayglow latex balloon twisted Jasons, and an Odie, complete with drooling tongue. In the morning were five Trimobian towel animals standing tall, glaring down on each devastated balloon animal, not one of which survived. I think the Trimobian Towel animals could have saved the balloon animals, both by laying down as a tarp over the pine needles, and as tent from the gusty drafts. Survival of the fittest, I guess. Oh, yeah, and the silly putty was able to recover after major surgery.
-- Wiz.

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How Many Squares?

A: 17 squares — incorrect

Perhaps you are guessing or not trying, or you could be counting the space between the lines as a square solid - which would give you 8 tiny whole squares, two outside columns of 4 small whole squares and the large container and discounting the 8 "L" shapes. But the illustration on a background other that white illustrates the space between the lines is void and squares can be counted in any manner without regard for intervening intersecting line segments.

B: 18 squares — incorrect

Perhaps you are counting only the small squares, 16 in the regular grid and two floating ones, while ignoring the outside container and the eight tiny ones formed by the intersection of the regular grid in the floating squares.

C: 23 squares — incorrect

Perhaps you didn't care and are submitting a guess to discover the truth. No-way no-how are there a total of 23 squares, you must be forgetting to count the eight tiny ½x½ squares and the nine 3x3 squares which are the easiest to overlook. This answer is a trap for the epic fail.

D: 40 squares — correct

40 are the maximum number of unique squares which can be formed from the line segments provided, disregarding the fact that the voids form 8 "L" shapes, which if solid would be subtracted from the total.

E: 42 squares — incorrect

Perhaps you are double counting the floating squares #19 & #28. I like fourty-two, for it is the answer to life the universe and everything. But try as I might, the desire to set the world ablaze and achieve a neat result fails the wet towel of scientific observation.

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