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<8=o0— Quiz, for extra credit, answer below: "What do you call a dead cow?"
Question: What do you call a cow with four legs?
Answer: A Cow.
Q: What do you call a cow with three legs?
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean Beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with one leg?
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs whatsoever?
A: Ground Beef.
Hello! I'm Maggie! I'm a cow. Well, actually a Holstein heifer - no bull.
I have a question. What ever happened to Mickey Moo?
My friends said that I should see this movie '
HUD'. It had cows, in a trench, they all had hoof in mouth disease. Says one cow to the other:
Frederica: "Explain again to me why we are down in this trench?"
Edwina: "Because we all have hoof in mouth disease."
Frederica: "What's hoof in mouth disease?"
Edwina: "You see that foam hanging off of our lips?"
Edwina: "Well, they're going to bury us in dirt after shooting us in the head unless you can wipe that foam off your mouth."
<8=o)—— http://disneywizard.angelfire.com/MickeyMoo.html In Toontown, a stones throw away from this feed-pen,
is a snack bar featuring over-sized sausages wrapped in undersized buns with chips, and
serving them to overweight wieners that have outgrown their bun wrappers, for chips.
That feed-pen is called "Pluto's Dog House." Well, cows don't live forever, even if they are pardoned by George W. Bush.
Maggie Mocks Meat!, with Mickey Moo Mouth.
So I went to visit Maggie, and gently explain what became of her pen's predecessor, Mickey Moo, a Holstein (shown above) cow that had a "Hidden Mickey" shaped spot on her left side.
" Mickey Moo has bought the farm,
She's kicked the bucket, so to speak.
But there's no cause for your alarm,
She's at Pluto's Dog House, tongue 'n cheek."
Q: "What do you call a dead cow?"
A: "Beef." If you answered "The Dinner Bell", "Lunch", about to rot, hamburger, poor milk provider, stroganoff helper, or any other reference to meals off heels, then you WIN!
If you had in mind some sort of burial, you loose. Whip up some Bar-B-Que sauce and light the funeral pyre! Holler the help to the hollow, we're hostin' a hoedown!
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